poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

shreddingtopanga:

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

tea-in-the-tardis:

itshiddlesbaby:

lasagnelasagne:

no australian house party is complete without half the people disappearing on a maccas run at about 11pm

What are maccas

maccas = mcdonalds

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone


the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

bombing:

i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now